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Small batch · Real chili

Sweet first.Then you regret it.

Premium spicy gummy bears coated in real chili heat. Pick your flavor. Test your limits.

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Real Fruit Flavor • Small Batch • No Boring Candy • Ships Fast
The lineup

Pick your poison.

Four flavors. Four very different mornings after.

Sour Lime Mayhem pouch with lime-green spicy gummy bears

Sour Lime Mayhem

Tangy. Bright. Mildly disrespectful.

Lime · Green apple · Mild chili
$9
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Mango Habanero Rage pouch with orange spicy gummy bears

Mango Habanero Rage

Tropical vacation. Volcanic ending.

Mango · Gold habanero · Sea salt
$11
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Cherry Bomb Inferno pouch with deep red spicy gummy bears

Cherry Bomb Inferno

Sweet nostalgia with anger issues.

Black cherry · Cayenne · Magenta rind
$11
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Ghost Pepper Apocalypse pouch with dark red spicy gummy bears

Ghost Pepper Apocalypse

For people who think pain is a personality.

Blood orange · Ghost pepper · Regret
$14
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Diagnostic

How angry are you, really?

Three questions. One uncomfortable truth.

Question 01

How do you feel about hot sauce?

Question 02

What's your relationship with regret?

Question 03

Can you handle the bear?

Diagnosis complete
The Heat Seeker

You're not here for candy. You're here for the story afterward.

Recommended: Cherry Bomb Inferno

Custom

Build your own chaos box.

Choose 3 bags. Cause a scene. Mix heat levels at your own risk.

0/3 Bears Captured

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Total$0
The Rage Room

Born sweet.
Raised angry.

Candy got boring.

So we gave it a temper.

Angry Bears are chewy, juicy, chili-coated gummy bears built for people who want more than sugar. Small batches, real peppers, and absolutely no apologies.

Chilli-dusted cherry gummy bears tumbling in a stainless batch drum
Batch 04 · Cherry
Cherries cooking in a copper pan beside trays of sugared gummy bears
Chili crust · Raw
One bag, your ratio

Why buy three bags
of one flavor?

Set the split however you want. One mixed bag, mixed heat, one price.

Total100%
Three separate bags$33
Your mixed bag · 10 oz$19
You keep$14

Mixed bags are packed to order. Ratios are approximate to the nearest bear.

Incident reports

They knew what
they signed up for.

File 0412 · Verified purchase

"I laughed, then I cried, then I ordered another bag."

File 0518 · Verified purchase

"Mango Habanero had no business being this good."

File 0603 · Verified purchase

"Ghost Pepper flavor sent me into a different tax bracket."

15% off your first box

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